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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:33:41 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Tourist2townie Random</title><subtitle>Tourist2townie Random</subtitle><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/atom.xml"/><updated>2010-07-25T20:37:56Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Fry Me A River</title><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/7/25/fry-me-a-river.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/7/25/fry-me-a-river.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-07-25T20:37:28Z</published><updated>2010-07-25T20:37:28Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>This is the "salad bar" at Cotto, a local grocery store here in Buenos Aires. Fried chicken, cheese, fish and a variety of meat. Just at the corner of this picture you can see another table full of empanadas. They'll even fry your hand if you ask nicely..&nbsp;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The Mayor of the city of Buenos Aires <strong>Mauricio&nbsp;Macri</strong>&nbsp;went to the ArteBA '10 convention last week to check out all the great artists on display but I don't think that he was planning on making any purchases. That all changed when he grabbed a [John Daily style] reporters ass during an interview in which the reporter smashed his head against a glass piece and broke it. Total Cost: $4,000 US dollars. Nice work gentlemen.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Weapon of Mass Instruction: Book Tank in Buenos Aires</title><category term="Argentina"/><category term="Book Tank"/><category term="Buenos Aires"/><category term="Rual Lemesoff"/><category term="Weapon of Mass Instruction"/><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/6/7/weapon-of-mass-instruction-book-tank-in-buenos-aires.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/6/7/weapon-of-mass-instruction-book-tank-in-buenos-aires.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-06-07T20:35:13Z</published><updated>2010-06-07T20:35:13Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GcgaDHYyj3I&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GcgaDHYyj3I&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<div style="text-align: left;">Nice work Raul, I hope you blast the stupid out of people!</div>]]></content></entry><entry><title>President Kirchner: Pork good for Porking!</title><category term="Christina Kirchner"/><category term="Cine Las Americas International Film Festival"/><category term="President"/><category term="Sex"/><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/5/11/president-kirchner-pork-good-for-porking.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/5/11/president-kirchner-pork-good-for-porking.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-05-11T15:16:44Z</published><updated>2010-05-11T15:16:44Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lZ1VFIyhQbA&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lZ1VFIyhQbA&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This is an original campaign created by Latin Works for the 13th Cine Las Americas International Film Festival. I have no idea where they got this footage of the President of Argentina, Christina Kirchner, talking about how great pork is for sex, but it sure is<em> interesting</em>. Enjoy, you pigs!&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Thanks to <a href="http://www.generallinguistics.com/" target="_blank">Bueno, Entonces</a>... for digging this one up. &nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>I Found Chucky</title><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/21/i-found-chucky.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/21/i-found-chucky.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-04-21T23:14:20Z</published><updated>2010-04-21T23:14:20Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.tourist2townie.com/storage/Random-Chucky.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1271891792602" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>I was walking down Sante Fe street and all of a sudden I spotted this little plastic demon starring back at me. It really freaked me out.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Real Fountain of Youth</title><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/18/the-real-fountain-of-youth.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/18/the-real-fountain-of-youth.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-04-18T23:12:00Z</published><updated>2010-04-18T23:12:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.tourist2townie.com/storage/puertolibre3.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1271891694814" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Last week I was walking through Martinez out by <a href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/tourist2townie-blog/2010/3/7/hidden-gems-in-san-isidro.html" target="_blank">San Isidro</a> and came across this old folks oasis. Puerto Libre is a gated in private club for "senior citizens" who still are young at heart... and very competitive! When I went strolling by there was an intense volleyball matchup going on and I think I even saw one guy kick sand in someone's face over a bad call.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>No matter where you are in the world this game is difficult if not impossible to master. You would think with all the corruption down here they could do something about changing the odds a little bit.</p>
<p>There is only one person in the world that I know who can beat this game, my best friend back home actually has a system in which to beat the game, but he won't share it with anyone. I've seen him do it, and he has a collection of stuffed animals and stuff at home from all his winnings. Shout out to Jarrod Rapke.&nbsp;</p>
<p>This poor sucker was working on the little white rabbit in the corner for a solid 10 minutes while I was waiting for my bus.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Building a Better Tomorrow</title><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/4/building-a-better-tomorrow.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/4/building-a-better-tomorrow.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-04-04T23:00:00Z</published><updated>2010-04-04T23:00:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.tourist2townie.com/storage/random-boyscouts.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1271891498990" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Boys Scouts in Buenos Aires... I never knew. Here's a group of these crafty badge wearers crossing a busy street near Alto Palermo looking to setup camp or build a raft somewhere.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>2010 World Cup Theme Song</title><category term="Argentina"/><category term="David Bisbal"/><category term="Football"/><category term="Futbol"/><category term="K'naan"/><category term="Soccer"/><category term="South Africa World Cup 2010"/><category term="Waving Flags"/><category term="World Cup"/><category term="World Cup 2010"/><id>http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/1/2010-world-cup-theme-song.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tourist2townie.com/random/2010/4/1/2010-world-cup-theme-song.html"/><author><name>Tourist2Townie</name></author><published>2010-04-01T17:02:49Z</published><updated>2010-04-01T17:02:49Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8__lUfx7zdo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8__lUfx7zdo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8__lUfx7zdo" target="_blank">Waving Flag</a>&nbsp;by <a href="http://knaanmusic.ning.com/" target="_blank">K'naan</a> and <a href="http://www.davidbisbal.com/" target="_blank">David Bisbal</a>. I'm getting excited.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here is an awesome ad from the 2006 World Cup in Germany:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I was reading the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.buenosairesherald.com/" target="_blank">Buenos Aires Herald</a>&nbsp;this morning and found this cool video.&nbsp;An unidentified man risks his life in Tigre, Argentina to come to the aid of a van caught on a railroad as a train full of passengers approaches.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry></feed>